The problem with playing the piano is that you need short nails. Why? Because you just need short nails for the piano, it’s just how these things go. Piano equal short nails.
“Hey, you have short nails, you must play the piano then.”
“No, I just really like chewing on them.”I don’t want to have short nails, I really like my nails.
I don’t like how they make sounds when I play though. And sometimes, my fingers slide and miss the right key because of my nails. Nice. Not nice.
I don’t want to cut my nails.
This is just beautiful. But now I feel bad because he sounds like 738147982357495x better than me and he doesn’t even have hands :\
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